Non Realistic Dildos
If you've had enough of real penises or sex toys that look like real penises, then you've come to the right place! It might be the veins and ridges that puts you off or perhaps you just want something different?
Our collection offers the best non-realistic, semi-realistic and abstract dildos available on the market. Some are harness compatible, so fans of pegging, strap-on lesbians, and trans men can revel and rejoice!
Although many still hold the phallic structure, they're form and shapes are different and abstract. You also have the choice of our glass dildos which can add temperature play into your experience.
Many of the bases of the non-realistic dildos are flared so you can enjoy some anal action too!
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Triton Squirting Dildo - Multi ColourExperience ultimate pleasure with the Triton Squirting Dildo, as the powerful god of the mermen himself takes you to new heights of ecstasy. The raised veins and realistic head of this dildo provide thrilling sensations, while the bulbous 'O' knot at the base offers...
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Kraken Tentacle Dildo - Multi ColourIndulge in the pleasure of the Kraken Tentacle Dildo, and feel the joy of this deep sea monster! Made with soft liquid silicone and designed with tentacle suckers and raised ridges for added stimulation, its long length and tapered head is perfect for deep...
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Double Reaper Dildo - Multi ColourExperience the ultimate pleasure with our Double Reaper Dildo! Made with premium liquid silicone, this flexible double-ended toy offers the best of both with a choice of smooth or rippled sensations. Or you could just take them both! Featuring a smooth shaft with a...
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Minotaur Monster Squirting Cock - Multi ColourEnjoy the ultimate ride with our Minotaur Monster Squirting Cock, pleasure at your demand! Made of liquid silicone, its soft flexible design and unique texture will bring you to new levels of ecstasy. The raised veins and horse head tip add an exciting touch,...
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Cyclops Dildo - Multi ColourExperience otherworldly pleasure with the alien monster that is the big headed Cyclops Dildo. Its bulbous head, textured and veined shaft, and super soft liquid silicone material offer incredible sensations. With a powerful suction cup and harness compatibility, this dildo is perfect for hands-free...
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Midnight Flame Dragon Dildo - PurpleExperience the thrill of the Midnight Flame Dragon Dildo, a fantastical monster to add some fire to your play. The Midnight Flame Dragon has a tapered head, dragon scale surface, raised texture, and prominent veins that will take you on a sensory journey of...
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Pegasus The Destroyer Dildo - Multi ColourExperience the ultimate pleasure with Pegasus The Destroyer Dildo! This huge alien horse dildo boasts realistic veins and rings along its shaft, as well as an exposed gland for heightened sensations. Fitted with a strong suction cup for hands-free play, the Pegasus has a...
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Luminous Alien Invader Dildo - Multi ColourIntroducing the Luminous Alien Invader Dildo - a truly out-of-this-world experience! This intergalactic dong features realistic veins and glands, along with a structured surface and a textured collar at the base for extra satisfaction when penetrating the depths of the black hole! The Luminous...
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Leviathan Tentacle Dildo - Multi ColourIntroducing the Leviathan Tentacle Dildo, to take your pleasure to new depths! Prepare for a tantalisingly textured experience with this one-of-a-kind toy. Featuring a shaft covered in tentacles and ribs, a tapered tip, and a sturdy octopus suction cup to keep this sucker firmly...
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Hydra Serpent Dildo - Multi ColourPrepare to experience the thrill of a lifetime with the Hydra Serpent Dildo, where tentacles and scales combine for a wild and magical ride! Unleash a new realm of pleasure with this tentacle-covered, one-of-a-kind, super flexible dildo, elevating hands-free play with its strong suction...
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Mythical Dragon Dildo - PurpleThe Mythical Dragon Dildo will take you on a ride of a lifetime as you feel the exhilaration of its scales! Discover a whole new level of pleasure with this unique and flexible dildo and take hands-free play to the next level with its...
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Cerberus Wolf Dildo - Multi ColourIndulge in pure ecstasy with the Cerberus Wolf Dildo! This soft silicone dildo features a strong suction base for hands-free play. Its unique design includes 3 distinctive bulbs along its shaft, growing in width from 3.7cm to 5cm, to 6.7cm in size. The Cerberus...
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ROMP Piccolo Dildo - BlueDiscover the world of pleasure with ROMP Piccolo - an inclusive line of silicone dildos designed for both curious novices and experienced adventurers. ROMP Piccolo offers a 5-inch curved shaft and flared base for ultimate pleasure, making it perfect for g-spot, p-spot, and double...
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Strap On Me Sliding Skin Dildo - Light Skin ToneLet the Strap On Me Sliding Skin Dildo take you on a wild sensory ride. As soon as you open the packaging, the phallic design and realistic details will captivate you. With carefully crafted glans, delicate veins, and soft testicles, this pleasure toy exudes...
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Strap On Me Tapping Dildo - BlueLet yourself experience the incredible sensations of the Strap On Me Tapping Dildo, the first ever double-tap vibrating toy. The revolutionary Tapping Dildo Wave is a breathtaking masterpiece, designed with both form and function in mind. Its unique curved shape with dual-tapping tip will...
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Strap On Me P&G Spot Dildo - BlackExperience the ultimate in quality and ergonomic design with the Strap On Me P&G Spot Dildo! This innovative product is designed to bring you maximum pleasure and comfort, making it the perfect addition to your collection. The 100% body-safe silicone dildo is expertly crafted...
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Me You Us Shimmers Sparkly Dong - BlackMe You Us Shimmers Sparkly Dong. Adding some sparkle to your silicone. The Me You Us Shimmers Sparkly Dong is not your ordinary silicone dong, this is a toy with added glitz. Made to glisten in the light, the Shimmers Sparkly Dong has a...
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CalExotics Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe - GreyThe Her Royal Harness™ ME2™ Ultra-Soft™ G-Probe is made to thrust you and your lover into the orgasmic world of mutual stimulation. The perfectly angled shaft, sensually contoured base and dual ended design is made to thrill with every thrust. The curved shaft and...
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FuckLore Alien DildoFuckLore Alien Dildo: Space explorers that come in peace. The FuckLore Alien Dildo will transport you to another universe, where Aliens are happy to probe you for pleasure. Let these intriguing space invaders take you on an intergalactic ride to the planet of FuckLore. Made...
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FuckLore Dwarf Dildo - Multi ColourFuckLore Dwarf Dildo: Prepare to open yourself up to a new world. The FuckLore Thick Dwarf Dildo will expand your mind and play, as it transports you to a magical world, where Dragon's, Elf's and Dwarf's purpose is to pleasure you. Take your bedroom to...
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